good jokes!

i love jokes does any one know any good ones if you do you can post the here but keep them clean and no swearing


theres a smart blond (shes a scinintist) driving down the rode when she sees another blond in the middle of a feild in a row boat trying to row. the smart blond shouts at the other one
"its blonds like you that give blonds like me a bad name if i could swim id come out there and kick your ass"

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."... TEEHEE!!

Q.how do you get an elephant into your refrigarater.


A. open the door.


Q.how do you get a giraffe into your refriorater.


A.open the door take the elephant out and put the giraffe. in


Q. there is a big animal party and all the animals are there execped for one what is it.


A. the giraffe he's still in the refrorater


Q. the is a crocodile infested river and you need to get across but there is nothing around you can use and its to wide to jump what do you do.


A. swim the crocadiles are at the party.